My Advice to the Medical Community

Some people take vacations over the summer - I see multiple doctors to repair all the damage done by the fall, winter and spring academies.  So if I've been to your office three times, and only been seen by nurses and PAs, and you walk in without a name tag or even a stethoscope and the 2 dozen pens and notebooks that doctors carry and you start asking me questions, don't be surprised when I ask "Who the hell are you?"  And if you think I have to unload a lot of stuff from my pockets, you definitely don't want to know what I left locked in the truck before I came in.  And I don't care if a nurse will only subtract X number of pounds from the scales for shoes and clothes, when I say "take 3 more pounds off" I mean subtract 3 more pounds.  It isn't all lard.