I haven't posted much lately, not because nothing has been going on, but because when I haven't been hard at work moving paper from one stack to the other, I've been glued to the TV watching the Olympics.
My random observations:
A guy who wears feathers and sequins as part of his uniform isn't a real athlete unless he killed the birds and sequinosaurs himself, with his bare hands.
Bobsled girls are scary. Any girl who wears non-slip tape on her butt is scary.
People always compare speed skates to knives, so why not just give each skater a pair of knives also? Speeds would probably go up significantly.
Seeing a guy as talented as Bode Miller getting his act together and his head right is really cool.
I don't care what consenting adults do to each other in the privacy of a cheap hotel room, but men's double luge is just wrong. The origin of a lot of sports is pretty plain, like biathlon and skiing, but the guy who came up with this one must have had some major sublimation issues.
Aerial skiing is falling down with style, without screaming.
I'm a lock for gold in the microwave popcorn event.
